just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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