yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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