just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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