Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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