well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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