K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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