Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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