I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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