ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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