Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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