haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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