brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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