I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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