Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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