U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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