The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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