glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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