i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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