Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The Olympian is in my bed
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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