thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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