but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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