She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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