why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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