On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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