So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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