Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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