That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize