Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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