She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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