Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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