OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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