I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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