i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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