No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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