ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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