I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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