My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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