she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
How external is "for external use only"?
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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