glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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