she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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