i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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