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Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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