Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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