The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you would pick up someone in the library
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
