babies were throwing up all over the place
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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