ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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