i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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