5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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