Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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