Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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