i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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