we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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